just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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