I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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