when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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