is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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