Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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