scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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