I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Someone shattered a urinal.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
