Is it normal to miss your booty call?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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