maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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