Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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