Do vagina's smell?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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