yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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