the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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