I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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