Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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