Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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