I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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