She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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