I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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