Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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