absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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