That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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