He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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