Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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