it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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