There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
