clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I believe in your delicious
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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