scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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