Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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