Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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