somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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