my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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