i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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