Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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