glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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