North Korea, Best Korea!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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