Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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