The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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