When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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