living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
