is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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