just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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