But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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