Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
