At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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