11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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