I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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