I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize
