FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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