Joe is yelling at the trees again.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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