Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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