found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize