im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Who died my cat blue again?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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