what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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