its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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