Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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